Thursday, June 20, 2013

It's Happening....

Ladies, you all know what it's like. You can tell when it's coming. Its.....
Your Time of the Month. 

You know it's coming because the week before you feel like this

You're just sitting there- waiting for it to start

Then, when you least expect it:


On the first day you're all like...

All you can think about is food

And while the Civil War is taking place in your uterus, you go in search of Midol 

Then after discovering you're out of Midol- you do the next best thing:

When people ask if you want to go and do something...

Then when people tell you exercising will help your cramps..

Then it seems everybody has made it their own personal mission to annoy the crap out of you...

This is your attitude the entire week..

Next thing you know you're crying at a Wal-Mart commercial

When your boyfriend tells you you're overreacting

So now you're forced to wait impatiently for the week to end 

And the moment you discover it's over you're like



The End.